Best dream of past two weeks:

I had a dream that was actually edited, scored and shot like a movie trailer. It was entirely in the third person and owed a great deal to Blake Edwards. In fact, it was a blatant rip-off of the "Pink Panther" series. Except for one thing.

Instead of having Peter Sellers klutzing around, it was me. Also, I was half pig half man. It was absurd and absolutely hilarious. One scene I remember was me playing poker with a group of criminals only my cards were facing them. 

Worst pig spy ever.

Best dream ever.

Here is a visual aid to get you into the zone I was in.