Tuesday, February 15, 2011

'My life reads like the classifieds...'

If you get that reference... we're friends.

ADULT HELP WANTED:
GIRLS EARN $1000 PLUS A DAY!
13 year old escort/model agency provides the highest level of clientele. Safe and professional. Female owned. www.joinieg.com

I just thought this particular wad was badly worded. At first glance, I thought it meant that the escorts were thirteen. I wonder if this was a mistake, or if it was a business tactic to catch the attention of men interested in (much) younger girls.


SITUATION WANTED:
North Shore man. Seeks full time employment; personal, home, and business services.

I don't know how dependable a man who advertises himself for a full time job by riding on the waves of a Jersey Shore star. Found this ad very interesting.


LOST MANNEQUIN $100 REWARD:
Accidentally left at Oakdale and Sheridan last week during a move. Was disassembled in two parts. Metallic paint finish. Please call ### ### #### if you can help as it has sentimental value.

The people in this ad clearly have a great relationship with their mannequin. Their conversations must be absolutely riveting.

UNEXPECTED BABY?
Gay couple of 12 years hopes to adopt a baby of any race/gender. Our daughter is adopted, and we want to share our lives and love with another child. Call ### ### ####; www.kipandsteveadopt.com

I love the idea of adoption and this ad is nice. Don't know how I feel about the website though. I think it's pretty interesting. On said website, they even encourage potential biological parents to follow them on Twitter.

I tried to choose just one, but I couldn't I think all the 'Pets' classifieds are interesting/disturbing. You don't know who you could be giving those poor innocent baby animals to! It makes me really nervous.

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